Born Barbara Chouxfleurre Pamflitt in Doncheedleston, Lancs. earlier than she cares to divulge but later than Wednesday, Barbara has been described as many things but never 'kind'. A brief and clinical childhood was spilled and swiftly disinfectant wiped from the formica of history and Barbara married the late Cuthbert 'Ginger' Gibbons after a courtship lasting almost 19 minutes (brief, even by the standards of those heady days). Semi-mortified by the sudden and tragic loss of 'the only man she almost loved' after that fateful day at the seal sanctuary in Gweek, Barbara vowed to dedicate her life to modern dance but after six hard years of intensive training with the great Max Floyd, Move Magician, she was told in no uncertain terms that it would 'never happen' due to her 'Iron Leg'. Six jobs in three weeks later she invented what came to be known as 'the internet' after a waking dream inspired by a secret recipe for onion marmalade. It was only a matter of time, sweet time, before she realised the true potential for sharing love and sensible advice with the world that her creation had unlocked....
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